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"Hey, it's Harley. Sorry I missed you. Leave a message!"

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[kaisoumods]

Happy Holiday from Zodiac!

Congratulations! You've been specially selected to take part in our first annual Secret Santa holiday gift exchange! 🎁

This year, you'll be giving a gift to Nito! Please try to find a nice gift for them by December 25th! And remember, Secret Santa always works best when it's a surprise!

We highly recommend you participate, as no one wants to suffer on the holidays!

Thank you, and enjoy the season! ☃️

[As usual, any replies will receive no response from Zodiac]

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[restingstitchface]

[Students. Colleagues. Familiar by name, unfamiliar as friends. He lifts his phone and holds it gently by his ear. His eyes close as he sighs over the line.]

I suppose that was your excited intonation on my voicemail this afternoon?

[Guess who is in town. Not that you didn't know.]

SECRET SANTA

[robopriest]

[Harleen will come to find a a large gift basket of all sorts of goodies at her doorstop, complete with a couple of bags of coffee included among the cookies and cocoa.]

[A card can be found nestled in the basket, with neatly penned writing stating "A Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from one coffee lover to another!". There is no name attached. Just "Secret Santa" (though there is a little smiley face with an eyepatch on its right eye next to it).]